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Want perfect chives? Here you go, piece by piece.
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Want perfect chives? Here you go, piece by piece.


Want perfect chives? Here you go, piece by piece.

Want perfect chives? Here you go, piece by piece.
byu/khanacademy03 inKitchenConfidential



by khanacademy03

43 Comments

  2. st0neforest

    This is the quality shit post I joined this sub for

  3. Gunsparkles

    We know we are not getting lunch today, and there will be only chives for lunch in the menu.

  4. notofthisearthworm

    That’s not a food-safe knife, chef. See you tomorrow.

  5. khanacademy03

    Yes, I cut each chive one piece at a time with a utility knife. It took me 2 hours and 36 minutes; that’s why the ones at the beginning are shriveled up by the end of the video. I do not know how to cook, but I’m very good at wasting time on my day off.

  7. Agreeable-Self3235

    Can a chef with honed knife skills please post a proper cup of chives? I keep seeing “Is it even possible????” on F1exican’s posts. I have found great videos with proper technique, but no close up on the chives.

  8. vodka_tsunami

    “And they say that a hero can save us, I’m not gonna stand here and wait.”

  10. QuillDidNothingWrong

    The razor thin cuts meant the chives completely liquified in the olive oil. 

  13. thishyacinthgirl

    Channel this energy where it belongs.

    40k models.

  14. Carbon-Base

    The bottom row made Philadelphia rescind their sponsorship offer.

  15. wartoofsay

    I had a similar idea but I’m way too lazy and busy to do it so thank you

  18. Random_Nihilist

    You call those perfect? Fuhgeddaboudit, chef

    ![gif](giphy|5UKaheo3b2p9K)

  19. Tyraels_Might

    Inb4 we start having perfect chive speedruns.

  21. Climber103

    What I could do if I had this much time on my hands…

  23. Hot_Peace_2036

    God this gives me the urge to build a jig to perfectly cut the same exact length chive with pneumatic cylinders pushing a blade black and forth on a rail system for perfect accuracy 

  24. MsFrankieD

    Some of those chives look mashed. See you tomorrow, chef.

  26. BasilProfessional744

    This sub is giving people autism

  27. Waahstrm

    Took so long that they dried the fuck out man.

  30. L2Hiku

    I can’t wait to see how this escalates tomorrow.

    Honestly I’m scared of planes and can’t smuggle.

    But tomorrow I’ma book a flight and cut chives on a plane with a plastic knife I’m hoping they supply me with.

    Fight me about it.

  31. No_Remote5257

    “From a distance, I just cannot comprehend
    What all this fighting’s for”

  32. Adam_Ohh

    Damn you tried so hard and still fucked it, horribly.

  38. ChrisV88

    Would be easier to just chop them normal and pick out the bad ones.

  40. mazdiggle

    Isn’t using a real knife a VERY crucial part of this exercise ?

  42. Bubbly-Travel9563

    You ordered them left to right when we all know it’s top to bottom. See you tomorrow.

  43. Arkoholics_Paradise

    Someone took their adderall today didn’t they?